Since I had some free time post holidays, I decided to compile some gymnastics haikus.
If you don't know what a haiku is, it's a poem with five syllables on one line, seven the next and five the last.
All around beam and floor ex
On Jordyn Wieber:
No Rio for Jordyn
Gymternet sadness is for all
Gabs and Aly alone
On Aliya Mustafina:
Queen Musty reigns Russia
With ugly triple twists and
glorious Onodi
On Brenna Dowell
Brenna Dowell in NCAA
At Oklahoma she will do bars
And bring tens for OU
Ksenia Afanasyeva's got one too
Afan on the floor ex
She tumbles with perfection
A gold medal she wins
Bailie Key
Bailie Key wins all
Not a medal she has not won
Wait till she's senior
Simone Biles
Simone is world champ
All around beam and floor ex
Is she new Kohei
Kyla
Kyla is so clean
Consistent and steady they
say she won't upgrade
Team USA
Team USA wins
them all in Nanning China
The gold medals all shine
King Kohei
Kohei the king of MAG
Wins seven gold medals. Who will
beat the king of gym?
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